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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:12 pm

my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:15 pm

What the fuck are you doing here, Flea? Get out. You're giving this place cancer.
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:16 pm

Cancer? My, my. Only if everyone is as violent and quick to anger as you are~

Thankfully not everyone here is a monster!
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:18 pm

Shut up. You have 5 seconds to get your pitiful ass out of here.
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:20 pm

I'll keep my trap well unhinged, thank you for your concern, though~

5 seconds...?
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Ahahaha. :'D Or what?
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:24 pm

Don't test me, Louse
I will fucking choke you with your own trachea and gut you with a spoon

[[HE USES GIFS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
WHY ISN'T IZAYA THE KING TUMBLR]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:26 pm

Oh, but I like this. Your world hangs in the balance and you barter for a man no more virtuous than yourself?
A spoon? ~mock uke voice~ Is that a promise, Shizu-chan?

[ HE HAS TO IT'S A LAW
BECAUSE... UM... THAT'S A PLACE RESERVED FOR BRITISH ACTORS I DUNNO
IZAYA SHOULD BE THE KING OF TUMBLR ]
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:31 pm

-sputters-
S-SHUT UP, FLEA!
Why don't you go do...whatever it is pests like you do
...other than torment me

[[I CAN TOTES SEE IZAYA BEING A TUMBLR ADDICT
HE SHOULD
And that quote. Where do you get that quote? o3o]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:34 pm

My, my, Shizun. It seems like you're tsundere for me. Should I be moe~? Or could I also go tsundere, or make everything more complicated?
Hmmm... we'll see~
Shizu-chan. Do you think I have anything better to do right now?
At all?
Seriously?
OF COURSE I DO. I'd just rather be here~

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...Avengers... when Loki's talking to Natasha... XDD ]
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:38 pm

I-It's not like I'm trying to be Tsundere, B-Baka!
...
Why do you insist on making my life a living hell? Get the fuck out. Now.

[[Feel free to kill me for the above Shizuo slip-up
YES HE WOULD
I WOULD FOLLOW HIM SO HARD
-facepalm- I should have remembered...shit ._.]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:41 pm

Of course - it's just in your nature, Shizu-chan! I understand. You can't help it. You just are. In your dreams... you are the kawaiiest. It is you.
Shizu-chan, if I were to listen to you, you'd think me an impostor, wouldn't you?
Either way, I get chased around. It doesn't matter~ So I'll pick the more annoying route and stay!
...thinking through that... my whole brain just went 'WHAT THE HELL'

[ I could barely breathe, dude. XD
I'D FOLLOW HIM TOO AGH
Can you imagine all the asks he'd get??
~patpat~ All is good :3 ]
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:45 pm

-glare- Shut up. I am in no way "Kawaii" or "Sugoi"
-eyetwitch- Kill. Kill. Dead. Dead. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD! -reaches for Mormon Church trashcan-

[[I am the gomenest person ever
He'd get so many...someone needs to do this...yes. Perfect.]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:47 pm

Shizu-chan, you're the kawaiiest. You are so sugoi. It's just you! Some people need Maybelline, but you were born with it!
~ducks behind a Mormon church door, laughing~

[ DON'T BE GOMEN IT WAS PERF
I KNOW RIGHT?
If the official author could run an Izaya tumblr... life would be complete ]
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:49 pm

I SAID SHUT UP, LOUSE
-throws Mormon Church trashcan at Mormon Church door-
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[[Ehehe, if you say so
He neeeeds to ;A; I mean, he wrote a Shizaya fic, so he could run an Izaya Tumblr >w<]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:53 pm

~laughs as it hits a Mormon church bell~
Your aim's off today~!
I'm surprised!

[ That Shizaya fic was gold X'D
We, the Fandom of the United Peoples of DURARARA!!, must convince Narita to run an Izaya tumblr //killed ]
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:56 pm

I'D KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
-rips away Mormon church door-
Found you... -menacing grin-

[[IT WAS UNTIL THE END GODDAMMIT
We can make this happen guys! WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
WE'RE DOIN' THIS BRO
WE'RE MAKIN' THIS HAPPEN]]
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:02 pm

Like I said earlier, I prefer my mouth unhinged!
~flicks out switchblade~ Now, now, Shizu-chan, we all know how this is going to end, don't we?

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Post  Harry Graff Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:03 pm

Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:06 pm

Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?
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Post  Harry Graff Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:07 pm

Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?

*growl* Don't cross me.

It just so happens that my father was a drunk and constantly abused both me and my mother, finally killing my mother when I was a young teenager. So no, he didn't "hug me enough".
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:09 pm

Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?

*growl* Don't cross me.

It just so happens that my father was a drunk and constantly abused both me and my mother, finally killing my mother when I was a young teenager. So no, he didn't "hug me enough".

Ohoho, touchy, aren't we! Also eager to spill your backstory wherever you go! Just a warning; you don't want to be so loose with that kind of information. Especially to me, an information broker. Even if I already know everything about you, Harry Graff. ~smirk~ People can use information like that against you.

And people pay good money for this kind of information... the American FBI, as well. I assume the last thing you care for is pity?
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Post  Harry Graff Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:12 pm

Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?

*growl* Don't cross me.

It just so happens that my father was a drunk and constantly abused both me and my mother, finally killing my mother when I was a young teenager. So no, he didn't "hug me enough".

Ohoho, touchy, aren't we! Also eager to spill your backstory wherever you go! Just a warning; you don't want to be so loose with that kind of information. Especially to me, an information broker. Even if I already know everything about you, Harry Graff. ~smirk~ People can use information like that against you.

And people pay good money for this kind of information... the American FBI, as well. I assume the last thing you care for is pity?

They can try to use it against me, but they won't succeed. See, unlike you I'm actually formidable. I'd tell you how, but as you said it's best not to relay my past.

The FBI already has that information, seeing as how they arrested my father for the murder of my mother.
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Post  Izaya Trollihara Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:15 pm

Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?

*growl* Don't cross me.

It just so happens that my father was a drunk and constantly abused both me and my mother, finally killing my mother when I was a young teenager. So no, he didn't "hug me enough".

Ohoho, touchy, aren't we! Also eager to spill your backstory wherever you go! Just a warning; you don't want to be so loose with that kind of information. Especially to me, an information broker. Even if I already know everything about you, Harry Graff. ~smirk~ People can use information like that against you.

And people pay good money for this kind of information... the American FBI, as well. I assume the last thing you care for is pity?

They can try to use it against me, but they won't succeed. See, unlike you I'm actually formidable. I'd tell you how, but as you said it's best not to relay my past.

The FBI already has that information, seeing as how they arrested my father for the murder of my mother.

And you don't think I know all that? ~laugh~

No, what I'd be worried about if I were you is that information being released to the public.

People having pity for you.

You completely avoided my pity question, see. You want to be seen as strong, formidable, untouchable -- you want to be seen as taking the world because you want to, rather than because a deep psychological need to be better than your father is present. You fear pity. More than death, I think.
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Post  Harry Graff Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:19 pm

Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:
Harry Graff wrote:
Kanra wrote:my presence here.

Which is nothing short of essential in every way!

You think announcing your presence is essential?

What's more essential than that is denouncing you publicly.

Egotist.

It's been done. Goodbye.

Ah, here we have a classic case of a human with an ego trip... this will be a joy.

A human with an ego so large he can't sustain it by himself and feels he must push others down in order for it to stay afloat. Tragic childhood, I'm guessing? Did Daddy not hug you enough?

*growl* Don't cross me.

It just so happens that my father was a drunk and constantly abused both me and my mother, finally killing my mother when I was a young teenager. So no, he didn't "hug me enough".

Ohoho, touchy, aren't we! Also eager to spill your backstory wherever you go! Just a warning; you don't want to be so loose with that kind of information. Especially to me, an information broker. Even if I already know everything about you, Harry Graff. ~smirk~ People can use information like that against you.

And people pay good money for this kind of information... the American FBI, as well. I assume the last thing you care for is pity?

They can try to use it against me, but they won't succeed. See, unlike you I'm actually formidable. I'd tell you how, but as you said it's best not to relay my past.

The FBI already has that information, seeing as how they arrested my father for the murder of my mother.

And you don't think I know all that? ~laugh~

No, what I'd be worried about if I were you is that information being released to the public.

People having pity for you.

You completely avoided my pity question, see. You want to be seen as strong, formidable, untouchable -- you want to be seen as taking the world because you want to, rather than because a deep psychological need to be better than your father is present. You fear pity. More than death, I think.

I'm already twice the man my father ever was. The man's old and alone in a cold jail cell; and even out of jail he was a shitty man.

I don't fear death, but I'm sure you do. It'd sure be a shame if you were forced to face that fear. *draws gun*
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Post  Shizuo Heiwajima Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:22 pm

Kanra wrote:Like I said earlier, I prefer my mouth unhinged!
~flicks out switchblade~ Now, now, Shizu-chan, we all know how this is going to end, don't we?

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"Go fuck yourself," Shizuo hissed, venom practically dripping from his words. "You're a pretty pitiful person, if you think about it. All you do is run around ruining peoples lives and making them miserable. Are you that insecure? Are you that lonely?"
His grip around the raven's collar tightened with every word.

[[NO NOT SBAHJ XD]]
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