PROOF SPIDERS ARE PLOTTING TO RULE THE WORLD

So I went to get this little guy out of my bathtub, and he SPAZZES OUT and DOES THIS:

I WAS ALL

"EITHER HE'S PLAYING DEAD TO FREAK ME OUT, OR MY WATER IS LIKE, POISONED WITH MERCURY OR SOME SHIT.""

Then, when I turn on the water to flush him down to a nice... Hands-free, watery grave,

HE COMES BACK TO LIFE.



I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

OH JEEZ, THAT IS PROBABLY THE SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. XD

#proofthatspidersareplottingtoruletheworld

~pulls out RPG~ *shoots off 5 rockets and keeps throwing M67 grenades* EFF YOU FREAK O'NATURE ARACHNID! EFF YOU...
My jobs down here ~runs off shooting in the air~ "Ledel ledel ledel leeee"

[Guam] Killshot_111111 wrote:~pulls out RPG~ *shoots off 5 rockets and keeps throwing M67 grenades* EFF YOU FREAK O'NATURE ARACHNID! EFF YOU...
My jobs down here ~runs off shooting in the air~ "Ledel ledel ledel leeee"

KYLE VS SPIDERS

GaDGeT wrote:

[Guam] Killshot_111111 wrote:~pulls out RPG~ *shoots off 5 rockets and keeps throwing M67 grenades* EFF YOU FREAK O'NATURE ARACHNID! EFF YOU...
My jobs down here ~runs off shooting in the air~ "Ledel ledel ledel leeee"

KYLE VS SPIDERS

That's what I want to do...~I grab a kleen-ex than hold it as far away then flush~ LIKE A BOSS xD

[Guam] Killshot_111111 wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:

[Guam] Killshot_111111 wrote:~pulls out RPG~ *shoots off 5 rockets and keeps throwing M67 grenades* EFF YOU FREAK O'NATURE ARACHNID! EFF YOU...
My jobs down here ~runs off shooting in the air~ "Ledel ledel ledel leeee"

KYLE VS SPIDERS

That's what I want to do...~I grab a kleen-ex than hold it as far away then flush~ LIKE A BOSS xD

I rephrase.

KYLE VS SPIDERS FOR THE WIN

XD Yes sir.

SPIDERS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS EVER THAT CRAWL AROUND OUR HOUSES. O.O HATE 'EM! HATE 'EM I TELL YOU!

GaDGeT wrote:So I went to get this little guy out of my bathtub, and he SPAZZES OUT and DOES THIS:

I WAS ALL

"EITHER HE'S PLAYING DEAD TO FREAK ME OUT, OR MY WATER IS LIKE, POISONED WITH MERCURY OR SOME SHIT.""

Then, when I turn on the water to flush him down to a nice... Hands-free, watery grave,

HE COMES BACK TO LIFE.



I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

OH JEEZ, THAT IS PROBABLY THE SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. XD

#proofthatspidersareplottingtoruletheworld

The heck? XD

What a weird little spider.

Raptorguy14 wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:So I went to get this little guy out of my bathtub, and he SPAZZES OUT and DOES THIS:

I WAS ALL

"EITHER HE'S PLAYING DEAD TO FREAK ME OUT, OR MY WATER IS LIKE, POISONED WITH MERCURY OR SOME SHIT.""

Then, when I turn on the water to flush him down to a nice... Hands-free, watery grave,

HE COMES BACK TO LIFE.



I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

OH JEEZ, THAT IS PROBABLY THE SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. XD

#proofthatspidersareplottingtoruletheworld

The heck? XD

What a weird little spider.

XD It managed to spook the crap out of me, which really doesn't happen.

~reads this~
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DownRightLoki wrote:SPIDERS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS EVER THAT CRAWL AROUND OUR HOUSES. O.O HATE 'EM! HATE 'EM I TELL YOU!

XD

ace-all-over-the-place wrote:~reads this~
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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

O3O My sentiments exactly.