You should be welcoming me.

[My first female RP character. ~Jon]

My name is Sly.

I'd give you my bio, but then I would have to kill you, or at least lock you up somewhere. Where you'll never, ever, be found.

*big grin* It's nice to be here!

-looks up from reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower-

Sly is a cliché name. But welcome to the kingdom.

-goes back to book-

*chuckle* I suppose it is.

Thank you.

Ooh, mysterious! Nice to meet you, I'm Delic and this is my eye. -winks-

Pleasure to meet you...and your eye, Delic.

Sly Nade wrote:Pleasure to meet you...and your eye, Delic.

Aha, please excuse him. He's such a flirt, unlike me.

So, what can you tell us about yourself that won't get us killed? I'm dying to know.

DELICiousss wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:Pleasure to meet you...and your eye, Delic.

Aha, please excuse him. He's such a flirt, unlike me.

So, what can you tell us about yourself that won't get us killed? I'm dying to know.

Well, I can tell you that I'm a mixed martial arts expert. I've been fighting since I was a young girl. I also did a little ballet, but I'm never doing that again.

My dad was only 16 when I was born, so he's actually 38.

And that's about it.

Not much, I know. That's kind of the point.

Sly Nade wrote:[My first female RP character. ~Jon]

My name is Sly.

I'd give you my bio, but then I would have to kill you, or at least lock you up somewhere. Where you'll never, ever, be found.

*big grin* It's nice to be here!

Hello Sly. I'm Harry.

I'm kind of the de facto leader around here, so be nice or you will face the consequences.

Harry Graff wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:[My first female RP character. ~Jon]

My name is Sly.

I'd give you my bio, but then I would have to kill you, or at least lock you up somewhere. Where you'll never, ever, be found.

*big grin* It's nice to be here!

Hello Sly. I'm Harry.

I'm kind of the de facto leader around here, so be nice or you will face the consequences.

De facto leader, huh?

I'm independent. Meaning I refuse to be led by a "leader", even if he/she isn't an official leader.

That's in general. Sometimes I'll be willing to follow a leader, but usually I speak for myself and do what I want.

I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

I'll need a description, or a picture, and a few days to finish LokixSigyn o3o

^^

He is. :J Very much so.

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

I'll need a description, or a picture, and a few days to finish LokixSigyn o3o

^^

He is. :J Very much so.

Alright, the basics.

I'm about 5'9".
I'm a pretty slender gal.
My hair is about shoulder length, black, smooth.
My eyes are green.
My wardrobe varies greatly, so I'll give you artistic freedom on that.

That's about all you'll need, I think.

Yeah. He seems to make an enemy out of everyone, doesn't he? He even pisses his girlfriend off from time to time, based on what Jon's told me.

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

I'll need a description, or a picture, and a few days to finish LokixSigyn o3o

^^

He is. :J Very much so.

Alright, the basics.

I'm about 5'9".
I'm a pretty slender gal.
My hair is about shoulder length, black, smooth.
My eyes are green.
My wardrobe varies greatly, so I'll give you artistic freedom on that.

That's about all you'll need, I think.

Yeah. He seems to make an enemy out of everyone, doesn't he? He even pisses his girlfriend off from time to time, based on what Jon's told me.

Ok. ^u^

He really does. *rolls eyes*

But Jewel isn't so innocent either. XD

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

I'll need a description, or a picture, and a few days to finish LokixSigyn o3o

^^

He is. :J Very much so.

Alright, the basics.

I'm about 5'9".
I'm a pretty slender gal.
My hair is about shoulder length, black, smooth.
My eyes are green.
My wardrobe varies greatly, so I'll give you artistic freedom on that.

That's about all you'll need, I think.

Yeah. He seems to make an enemy out of everyone, doesn't he? He even pisses his girlfriend off from time to time, based on what Jon's told me.

Ok. ^u^

He really does. *rolls eyes*

But Jewel isn't so innocent either. XD

No kidding. Not exactly looking forward to being picked on by him...but hey, my fourteen years of practicing several martial art forms will come in handy if things turn violent, right? XD

Yeah. XD

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:

Sly Nade wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

I don't have much money, but you could draw me if you wanted to.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, Jon informed me that Harry's a womanizing pedo rapist.

I'll need a description, or a picture, and a few days to finish LokixSigyn o3o

^^

He is. :J Very much so.

Alright, the basics.

I'm about 5'9".
I'm a pretty slender gal.
My hair is about shoulder length, black, smooth.
My eyes are green.
My wardrobe varies greatly, so I'll give you artistic freedom on that.

That's about all you'll need, I think.

Yeah. He seems to make an enemy out of everyone, doesn't he? He even pisses his girlfriend off from time to time, based on what Jon's told me.

Ok. ^u^

He really does. *rolls eyes*

But Jewel isn't so innocent either. XD

No kidding. Not exactly looking forward to being picked on by him...but hey, my fourteen years of practicing several martial art forms will come in handy if things turn violent, right? XD

Yeah. XD

You bet. :3

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

Just?

I run one of the most successful computer businesses in Russia.

I'm not just a rapist. I have other things to occupy my time.

@Sly: You don't want to make an enemy of me. I rule this board with an iron fist, so don't start rebelling or you will pay the price. And considering you don't have money, you can't afford the price. XD

You live in Vegas. You must have gambled your money away.

Or you spent it on too many male prostitutes...

Harry Graff wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

Just?

I run one of the most successful computer businesses in Russia.

I'm not just a rapist. I have other things to occupy my time.

@Sly: You don't want to make an enemy of me. I rule this board with an iron fist, so don't start rebelling or you will pay the price. And considering you don't have money, you can't afford the price. XD

You live in Vegas. You must have gambled your money away.

Or you spent it on too many male prostitutes...

Watch it, dude. I can do a lot more than you think.

And don't go assuming I gambled my money away just because I live in Las Vegas. I've stayed in hotels with casinos, but I've never gambled.

I haven't spent money on prostitutes, either. That's just icky.

Harry Graff wrote:

GaDGeT wrote:I'LL DRAW YOUR PICTURE FOR FIVE BUCKS

Nice to meet you. :3

Don't listen to Harry. He's just a rapist.

Just?

I run one of the most successful computer businesses in Russia.

I'm not just a rapist. I have other things to occupy my time.

@Sly: You don't want to make an enemy of me. I rule this board with an iron fist, so don't start rebelling or you will pay the price. And considering you don't have money, you can't afford the price. XD

You live in Vegas. You must have gambled your money away.

Or you spent it on too many male prostitutes...

Not cool man. Don't be a dick to someone you don't even know. Unless, like you, they're a dick. And I don't believe she is.

Also, you're about as funny as a rock.

@Sly: Yeah right. Don't deny it. Prostitution is fun!
@Castro: First of all, what the hell is a fucking Communist doing here? Second of all, I'll say whatever the hell I want to say. I'll be as big a dick as I want to be.

Harry Graff wrote:@Sly: Yeah right. Don't deny it. Prostitution is fun!
@Castro: First of all, what the hell is a fucking Communist doing here? Second of all, I'll say whatever the hell I want to say. I'll be as big a dick as I want to be.

Communist? What?

I'm trying not to shit myself here.

I said like, three sentences, and you can tell that already. Except you're wrong, dumbass.

Also, you're the one who lives in Russia and hates America.

But it doesn't change the size of the real deal, man.

CastroMan wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:@Sly: Yeah right. Don't deny it. Prostitution is fun!
@Castro: First of all, what the hell is a fucking Communist doing here? Second of all, I'll say whatever the hell I want to say. I'll be as big a dick as I want to be.

Communist? What?

I'm trying not to shit myself here.

I said like, three sentences, and you can tell that already. Except you're wrong, dumbass.

Also, you're the one who lives in Russia and hates America.

But it doesn't change the size of the real deal, man.

Castro. Fidel Castro is a known Communist. I assume you're named after him, correct?

Sure I hate America. Communists and I have that in common. But that's where the similarities stop.

Fuck off.

Harry Graff wrote:@Sly: Yeah right. Don't deny it. Prostitution is fun!
@Castro: First of all, what the hell is a fucking Communist doing here? Second of all, I'll say whatever the hell I want to say. I'll be as big a dick as I want to be.

Sick bastard.

Either leave now or I'll make you leave.

Harry Graff wrote:

CastroMan wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:@Sly: Yeah right. Don't deny it. Prostitution is fun!
@Castro: First of all, what the hell is a fucking Communist doing here? Second of all, I'll say whatever the hell I want to say. I'll be as big a dick as I want to be.

Communist? What?

I'm trying not to shit myself here.

I said like, three sentences, and you can tell that already. Except you're wrong, dumbass.

Also, you're the one who lives in Russia and hates America.

But it doesn't change the size of the real deal, man.

Castro. Fidel Castro is a known Communist. I assume you're named after him, correct?

Sure I hate America. Communists and I have that in common. But that's where the similarities stop.

Fuck off.

Not even. It happens to be a surname.

You kind of inherit those.


Ooh, he used an f-bomb. Oh man, I am so scared, I'm about to jizz my pants.

Good, you should be scared.