People of Earth

Loki: People of Earth, have you not learned how to be ruled? How to kneel? How to praise your Ruler, the Magnificent King Loki of Asgard? WHAT IS THIS?! DO I HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO DO MY BIDDING?! EVERYBODY KNEEEEEL! D:<

Me: He woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Had a nightmare that the people of earth beat him to a pulp and sent him out to the middle of space. >

You? The ruler?

Ha!

If anything I should be the ruler. And you should be bowing to me.

Loki: You would love that, wouldn't you, earthling? It's a shame you must die...I could use a good jester to keep me amused these days.

All great rulers have been mortals. I will find a successor to continue my role when I die, but it certainly won't be you.

Loki: Hah! I love hearing about the dreams you have, mortal. But alas, I'm sorry to say, they will never come true.

Heh, you'll see. I'll be the best ruler this planet has ever seen.

Loki: ~puts on a sour/amused/smug face~ You'll have to get through me first. ~stands straight and tall~

I'm not looking for a fight, Loki.

Besides, the only reason I'd have to go through you is if you were the current ruler, which you are not. So I can take control without having to face you.

Loki: Hmm. Nor am I. You amuse me too much to be killed so soon...
Dear mortal, I have conquered more than your smooth brain could comprehend! Pretty soon everyone will be on their knee, hailing me as their master, and I shall have absolute control over every mortal on this weak, puny little earth. >:}

You think you're the only one who's conquered?

Look at me. Started at the bottom of the barrel, I did. I was part of the US Armed Forces for a couple months, then I was a CIA agent for several years. Then I became the president of one of the most successful companies in Russia and the de facto lead organization of Europe's criminal organizations.

I've conquered plenty, and I can conquer much more.

Loki: ... I"M A GOD. I DO WHAT I WANT. I GET WHAT I WANT. I AM WHAT I WANT. I WILL RULE! }:<

Harry Graff wrote:when I die

*cough*

Harry Graff wrote:I'm not looking for a fight, Loki.

Well that's a first.

DownRightLoki wrote:Loki: ... I"M A GOD. I DO WHAT I WANT. I GET WHAT I WANT. I AM WHAT I WANT. I WILL RULE! }:<

You sound more like a rich kid than a god...

TeasPlease wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:I'm not looking for a fight, Loki.

Well that's a first.

I suppose it is. Strangely, I don't feel as aggressive today as I usually do.

Harry Graff wrote:

TeasPlease wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:I'm not looking for a fight, Loki.

Well that's a first.

I suppose it is. Strangely, I don't feel as aggressive today as I usually do.

XD

Loki: I AM rich, but I am NO child.

DownRightLoki wrote:Loki: I AM rich, but I am NO child.

Really? Because you sure act like one.

Loki: Oh really? I guess that would make you...hmm...what are they called on earth? A baby!

~IS GOING CRAZY IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT BECAUSE LOKI IS SO PHOTOGENIIIIIC~

DownRightLoki wrote:Loki: Oh really? I guess that would make you...hmm...what are they called on earth? A baby!

Not sure where that came from.

What, did you run out of good insults and now you're pulling them from your ass?

*shakes head* Pathetic, very pathetic, Loki...

Kiku Honda wrote:~IS GOING CRAZY IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT BECAUSE LOKI IS SO PHOTOGENIIIIIC~

~OMYGOSHIKNOWRIGHT?!~

Harry Graff wrote:

DownRightLoki wrote:Loki: Oh really? I guess that would make you...hmm...what are they called on earth? A baby!

Not sure where that came from.

What, did you run out of good insults and now you're pulling them from your ass?

*shakes head* Pathetic, very pathetic, Loki...

Me: ~steps in~ You watch your language, Graff. T_T We'll beat you to a pulp if you keep it up.
Loki: ~smug~ I may seem pathetic, but once you've had your last breath, you'll want to have planted your face in the dirt at my feet.

DownRightLoki wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

DownRightLoki wrote:Loki: Oh really? I guess that would make you...hmm...what are they called on earth? A baby!

Not sure where that came from.

What, did you run out of good insults and now you're pulling them from your ass?

*shakes head* Pathetic, very pathetic, Loki...

Me: ~steps in~ You watch your language, Graff. T_T We'll beat you to a pulp if you keep it up.
Loki: ~smug~ I may seem pathetic, but once you've had your last breath, you'll want to have planted your face in the dirt at my feet.

[Jon: sowwy. :insertshameiconhere:]

I'd rather eat that dirt than bow down to you, Loki...

[You're fine, it's Graff I'm mad at. XD]

Loki: ~crosses arms, evil grin~ That can be arranged. (:<