Hey, Mister Graff!
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Hey, Mister Graff!
Got a minute? I wanna ask you something.
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Good!
-whacks him in the stomach this time, still with the Jumbotron-
Maybe you'll learn never to attack royalty.
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Good!
-whacks him in the stomach this time, still with the Jumbotron-
Maybe you'll learn never to attack royalty.
AGH!
He's not royalty. He only thinks he is.
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Good!
-whacks him in the stomach this time, still with the Jumbotron-
Maybe you'll learn never to attack royalty.
AGH!
He's not royalty. He only thinks he is.
Not royalty, my ass. Speaking of which...
-whacks in the butt with the good old Jumbotron-
You're gonna want reconstructive surgery for that.
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Good!
-whacks him in the stomach this time, still with the Jumbotron-
Maybe you'll learn never to attack royalty.
AGH!
He's not royalty. He only thinks he is.
Not royalty, my ass. Speaking of which...
-whacks in the butt with the good old Jumbotron-
You're gonna want reconstructive surgery for that.
AGH!
Quit it! *pulls out gun, fires*
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:Yeah I got a minute. What do you want to ask me?
-beats over the head with the Times Square Jumbotron-
Do you like my new street sign? I've upgraded.
*flinches* AGH!
Why the hell did you do that?
No, it hurts worse than the old one!
Good!
-whacks him in the stomach this time, still with the Jumbotron-
Maybe you'll learn never to attack royalty.
AGH!
He's not royalty. He only thinks he is.
Not royalty, my ass. Speaking of which...
-whacks in the butt with the good old Jumbotron-
You're gonna want reconstructive surgery for that.
AGH!
Quit it! *pulls out gun, fires*
-is hit in the left shoulder-
-looks at it-
-smiles sweetly-
Okay.
-hits his gun arm, breaking it in three places-
[Shizuo was shot once. He thought he'd slipped in the rain. Delic is a Shizuo alt.]
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
*screams* Fuck! That's going to take a day to heal!
How the hell did that shot not hurt you?
[I figured Delic was a Shizuo alt.]
How the hell did that shot not hurt you?
[I figured Delic was a Shizuo alt.]
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:*screams* Fuck! That's going to take a day to heal!
How the hell did that shot not hurt you?
[I figured Delic was a Shizuo alt.]
Hell? Hell, you say. Stop being a pottymouth, you asshole.
-smacks him in the face with the motherfucking huge screen-
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:*screams* Fuck! That's going to take a day to heal!
How the hell did that shot not hurt you?
[I figured Delic was a Shizuo alt.]
Hell? Hell, you say. Stop being a pottymouth, you asshole.
-smacks him in the face with the motherfucking huge screen-
*falls to the ground*
If anyone should stop being a pottymouth, it's you. *barely conscious*
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
Harry Graff wrote:DELICiousss wrote:Harry Graff wrote:*screams* Fuck! That's going to take a day to heal!
How the hell did that shot not hurt you?
[I figured Delic was a Shizuo alt.]
Hell? Hell, you say. Stop being a pottymouth, you asshole.
-smacks him in the face with the motherfucking huge screen-
*falls to the ground*
If anyone should stop being a pottymouth, it's you. *barely conscious*
What the fuck ever, you imbecilic walrus whore. -kicks him hard in the stomach and walks away-
Amateur.
DELICiousss- Posts : 41
Join date : 2012-10-31
Age : 37
Location : Ikebukuro, Japan
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
*unconscious*
Harry Graff- Posts : 390
Join date : 2012-10-10
Age : 40
Location : Moscow
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
:o Hey Harry, I see you haven't found better clothes yet.
Your garter is slipping a bit.
Your garter is slipping a bit.
Re: Hey, Mister Graff!
GaDGeT wrote: Hey Harry, I see you haven't found better clothes yet.
Your garter is slipping a bit.
[ /CHOKES ]
His Highness Hibiya- Posts : 43
Join date : 2012-11-07
Age : 33
Location : As if I will inform you of my current living affairs.
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