I would just like to openly announce

Kanra wrote:~chants~ Shi-zu-chan! Shi-zu-chan!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, FLEA

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

Oho, I'd say yes, but that's up to you, isn't it, Shizu-chan~? ~laughs~ Do what you want, I'm just here for the show.

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

Shizu-chan, it would be my genuine pleasure~
~bounces over there like a fairy princess, grabbing Harry~

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

Kanra wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

*grunts* Cheap shots...

Oh well. *runs away as quickly as possible as he presses the button on the C4 detonator* *C4 that had been placed a while ago while nobody was looking explodes*

Kanra wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

-nonchalantly throws a vending machine on Harry-
That takes care of that…
-Turns to Izaya-
Does sushi sound good? I’m starving.

Harry Graff wrote:

Kanra wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

*grunts* Cheap shots...

Oh well. *runs away as quickly as possible as he presses the button on the C4 detonator* *C4 that had been placed a while ago while nobody was looking explodes*

-looks at Izaya yet again-
Collateral damage?

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Kanra wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

*grunts* Cheap shots...

Oh well. *runs away as quickly as possible as he presses the button on the C4 detonator* *C4 that had been placed a while ago while nobody was looking explodes*

-looks at Izaya yet again-
Collateral damage?

... ~on the ground~
...you always get off easy...

Kanra wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Kanra wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima wrote:

Harry Graff wrote:You want to bet me? Want to see who really is stronger?

We wrestle. No hitting, no kicking, none of that. Just good ol' wrestling. Whoever can pin the other for three seconds can declare that they're the strongest man.

-groans-
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
-crushes cigarette-

Go!

*begins by tackling you*

-Lazily tosses Harry off-
If you think that's going to do anything, you're more insane than the Louse.
-holds Harry down with his foot and lights another cigarette-

*pulls at your legs, trying to make you fall*

-looks down-
Are you pulling at my leg? Hm, I thought you were just poking me.
-looks back up; smoke escaping his lips-

*upset*

*squirms, pulls at your legs with all my might*

-chuckles-
Flea, the time's up, right? I can kill him now, riiight?

*pulls out gun, fires directly at your face* Clearly you haven't bested me...

-kicks the gun away; yawning-
I'm tired...and bored. I think it's time to end this.
-drags Harry by his arms-
Hey, Flea. Hold onto my luggage for a moment, would you? -motions toward Harry-

*squirms, manages to break free* *panting* I'll admit, you're good, Shizuo.

But not good enough. *smiles, leaves*

~taptapontheshoulder~

Excuse you, but that's not okay!

~DECKS Harry~

*grunts* Cheap shots...

Oh well. *runs away as quickly as possible as he presses the button on the C4 detonator* *C4 that had been placed a while ago while nobody was looking explodes*

-looks at Izaya yet again-
Collateral damage?

... ~on the ground~
...you always get off easy...

What? It's not like 'Bukuro doesn't experience this extent of damage every God dammed day.

~sits up blearily~ Still... ~rubs head~ Hn, that guy has seriously psychological issues, ne?
...Hnnn... what if we teamed up to take him out~?

More psychotic than you, and that's hard to beat
-Shizuo halfly chuckled-
Do you think that would work? I think we'd end up trying to kill each other instead of killing hi-- Wait. Why am I being so civil with you?

~cups his own face in his hands, puffing out his cheeks~ He has daddy issues, leave the poor babbu be.
Heheh, probably!
Ah, Shizu-chan. It's something called a common enemy. We can lay aside our rivalry... until this tool is out of the way. Then we can go back to our hateful gallivanting around the city! The last thing we need is a fourth powerful being in Ikebukuro, ne?

Stop talking like that. -glares daggers at the Informant-
...Only this once. After we get rid of this guy, I'm killing you. Count on it, Flea.

~only smiles at Shizuo's glares, as he's way too used to them by now~
Oh, believe me, I am. The same way I count on it every day. ~pulls himself up and offers a hand to Shizuo~

-hesitantly takes Izaya's hand-
Don't get any funny ideas, Louse. We're in no way friends or allies or whatever the fuck people call it.